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Whether you’re laughing through your healing era or helping a friend accept that they’ve been friend-zoned, had bad dates, and are dealing with barren DMs, this is the gift.
 
The Wall isn’t just a standard “brick” — it’s a metaphor wrapped in cardboard, boxed with brutal honesty, and shipped with a side of reality. Because let’s be real: time doesn’t care how many followers you have.
 
Meet The Wall: a gag gift for that friend still “waiting on the right one” while the only thing showing up consistently is disappointment.
 
Finally—a companion that won’t ghost, gaslight, or ask for your Snapchat.
 
Perfect for:
 
Former baddies now giving TED Talks on “self-love”
 
Dudes who dodged a bullet and want to send a message
 
Anyone who says “I don’t need a man” just a little too often
 
Give the gift of truth—wrapped in sarcasm and concrete.